Okay, ladies and gentlemen, I am about to introduce you to something that will make you laugh a whole, whole lot: Hyperbole and a Half. This site is what The Oatmeal would be, if The Oatmeal was written by an adorable girl in her 20s with two dogs and a boyfriend. Everything she writes and draws ends up being hilarious, even though if I drew the same picture probably no one would laugh. She's currently writing a book for Simon & Schuster.

My absolute favorite post is the one abou the Alot, called The Alot is Better Than You at Everything. Maybe it's because I'm a grammar nerd, but seriously, it's golden:

And then there is the one about her crazy dog called Dogs Don't Understand Basic Concepts, Like Moving, which makes a lot of sense if you've ever had a neurotic pet and is funny even if you haven't:


See also: The God of Cake; The Party. You're welcome.